This will easily be your favorite video of the day. Dogxter, a parody of Dexter’s Morning Routine, takes an up-close-and-personal look a dog’s breakfast routine. The Pet Collective star “Jazzy” plays Michael C. Hall / Dexter, and really sinks her teeth into the role. Don’t worry folks, she didn’t actually eat all that food, though that would be an impressive undertaking for any dog. Note: the main character in the video, Jazzy, was rescued from the middle of a busy street in Los Angeles.