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Pictures of a goofy-looking Hitler as a child, with kids, and in other unflattering circumstances

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Adolf Hitler (1889 – 1945), the Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the Nazi Party rose to be chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and dictator of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. Before that, he was just a goof-looking nobody who longed for attention (which is certainly got).  Here’s a set of pictures of Hitler from his youth along with pictures that were unpublished for quite some time, likely due to their unflattering portrayal of the Nazi leader.

Here is Hitler as a baby, shot sometime around 1890.

Hitler as a baby

 

This isn’t Hitler, it’s his mother.  The resemblance is striking however.

Hitler's mother

 

And here’s his father, sporting an equally silly-looking mustache.  He was said to have beat Hitler mercilessly.

Hitler's father

 

This is believed to be a picture of Hitler as a youth.

Hitler as a young boy

 

And here he is at the age of 12, pouting during a picture taken in his Linz classroom in 1901 (he was later forced to change schools because of “disruptive behavior”).  His mother died a few years after this picture was taken.

12-year-old Hitler in a school photograph

 

Oddly enough, Hitler was captured in a picture of a crowd celebrating the declaration of World War I.

Hitler in the crowd cheering the declaration of World War I

 

Here’s a young Hitler in his World War I field uniform.

Hitler as a young infrantryman

 

And with his battalion (on the left, almost being pushed off the seat).

Hitler as a young infrantryman

 

Below is Hitler (back row, second from the right) with his fellow infantrymen in a military hospital during World War I (1918).  He was hospitalized after suffering a serious thigh wound at the Battle of the Somme.  It was during his stay at the hospital that he clipped his mustache.

Hitler in a military hospital

 

Here’s Hitler looking shy when surrounded by beautiful young girls.

Hitler looking shy in front of girls

 

We shudder to think what he could be laughing about.

Hitler laughing

 

Hitler always looked his creepiest when pictured with kids.

Hitler always looked creepy when he was with kids

 

Hitler always looked creepy when he was with kids

 

Hitler always looked creepy when he was with kids

 

Hitler always looked creepy when he was with kids

 

Hitler always looked creepy when he was with kids

 

 

This picture was taken in 1921 when Adolf Hitler was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party.

Hitler as leader of the National Socialist German Worker's Party

 

By 1923, he was the leader of the National Socialist German Worker’s Party.

Hitler as leader of the National Socialist German Worker's Party

 

And believe it or not, this is Hitler reading a newspaper during his *imprisonment* in Landsberg Jail (after the failure of the Munich Putsch).

Hitler in prison

 

Here’s another one of Hitler in jail attempting a “mean look” but looking more like he is in the process of passing gas.

Hitler in jail

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