Category: Funny jokes
The origin of good judgement.
There are men running our governments…
What keeps politicians in office.
There are three kinds of men.
Ever feel like you’ve had too much bacon? Yeah, me neither.
Ah, but I wish my friends were this kind of smart
Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 4 of 4)
Why, why, why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke?Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if…
Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 3 of 4)
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new…
Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 1 of 4)
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?If a pig loses…
