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Things you don’t want to hear from a Guy in a Hotel

Laughing cat funny jokes with text
  • “The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three.”
  • “I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper.”
  • “Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minutes.”
  • “Ring this bell again, I’ll burn your luggage.”
  • “Hey, could you go over to the Ramada and swipe us some towels?”
  • “You know, every room has a hair dryer — How’s that for ritzy?”
  • “Are you the idiot that took my gin out of the minibar?”
  • “Wanna see the pictures I took of you sleeping?”
  • “Do you mind sharing your room with a monkey?”
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