Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 3 of 4)

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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new…

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Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 2 of 4)

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?I thought about how mothers feed their babies with…

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Sorry guys, but I have questions (part 1 of 4)

old lady with questions 1

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?Why do croutons come in airtight packages?   Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?If a pig loses…

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