Posts Tagged ‘humor’

The stupidest, most shocking, most grossly offensive (i.e. silly, deceptive, racist, sexist, ominous, creepy, scary, and in some cases, unintelligible) statements Donald Trump has made (so far).

// March 5th, 2019 // No Comments » // Business and Politics

I started collecting Donald Trump quotes a few years ago, when it first became clear that the man’s IQ was remarkably lower than anyone expected. The statements he made were shocking, hurtful, bizarre, scary, disgusting, creepy, and in many cases, completely unintelligible – the complete opposite of what you’d expect from a US President. So […]

The real Sean Spicer (White House Press Secretary) is revealed (humor)

// January 25th, 2017 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

White House skeleton

If you don’t recognize the United States anymore, it’s not just you. The real Sean Spicer is revealed.

Public school teacher, suspected member of notorious Al-Gebra movement, arrested at JFK

// August 20th, 2013 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is […]

Google announces shutdown of online video service–YouTube (and other 2013 Aprils Fools pranks)

// April 1st, 2013 // No Comments » // Technology News

Lots of interesting geek news today and vendors, retailers, and manufacturers kick off the 2nd quarter of 2013. With the interesting slate of new products and technologies, we’re sure to see some big hits come out of this roundup. Google reminded us today that YouTube was and has always been a contest. As the experiment […]

NYU students discover open listserver for 40,000 students and faculty. Let the fun begin…

// November 28th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

As NYU explained: “NYU uses something called E-Mail Direct for most mass emails. That system is meant for one-way emailing. E-Mail Direct does not allow for reply-alls, therefore you cannot respond to most mass emails. Several NYU departments still rely on the older, discussion-based ListManager program, however. ListManager also sends mass emails, but allows discussions […]

The funniest tweets from last night’s presidential debate

// October 23rd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Obama triggered listeners’ funny bone last night with this quip responding to a criticism from Romney about the size of the U.S. Navy, Obama said: “You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of […]

Worst (corniest) movie death scene ever

// September 30th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

We haven’t seen the full Turkish movie, Kareteci Kız (1973), but by the appearance of this death scene taken from the show, it looks to be pretty funny (note, it’s not intended to be a comedy). Here is what we believe to be the world’s worst death scene in a movie.

WWSJD: What would Steve Jobs do? Well, he sure as hell wouldn’t send his customers to Google

// September 28th, 2012 // No Comments » // Mobile

Oh Tim Cook, you’re killing us. Your apology was heartwarming, touching even, and made me feel your pain. I truly felt anguish for the Apple Maps embarrassment. Then I thought, “What would Steve Jobs do?” Well, he sure as hell wouldn’t have sent his customers over to Bing and Google.

Ten More Geek Funnies

// September 20th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

The geek funny pages with ten more humorous geek funnies that only geeks will understand.

And after antimatter and dark matter we have…

// September 19th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Scientists discover what comes after “antimatter” and “dark matter”.

Infamous MIT Hacks (Pranks) and their influence on hacker ethic

// September 19th, 2012 // No Comments » // Old School

MIT pranks, or “hacks” as they are known in MIT lore, showcase MIT students’ scientific knowledge, mechanical engineering skills, anti-authoritarian whimsy, and geeky sense of humor. The tradition dates back to the 1870’s when students sprinkled iodide of nitrogen over the grounds of a military drill field causing mini explosions when fellow classmates conducted their […]

Ten Geek Funnies

// September 18th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

The geek funny pages with ten humorous geek funnies that only geeks will understand.