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Funny Questions and Answers about Bees

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Here’s a collection of funny questions and answers about bees.  Consider it “everything you wanted to know about bees but were afraid to ask”.

Q: Who is the bee’s favorite singer?

A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees’ favorite pop group?

A: The bee gees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

A: She’s throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?

A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they’ve forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

Q: What’s a bees favorite flower?

A: A bee-gonias!

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries?

A: A bramble bee!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is the bees favorite film?

A: The Sting!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A: A bee with a cold!

Q: What’s a bee-line?

A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is a baby bee?

A: A little humbug!

Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

A: An aero-drone!

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life!

Q: Who is a bee’s favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn’t it!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?

A: He’s bee-witched!

Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can’t whistle!

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their little yellow jackets!

Q: Why did the bee start talking poetry?

A: He was waxing lyrical!

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?

A: A bee flying backwards!

Q: What are the cleverest bees?

A: Spelling bees!

Q: What bee is good for your health?

A: Vitamin bee!

Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?

A: The Great Gats-bee!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?

A: A hum dinger!

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A: A humdred!

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

A: Because they kept droning on and on!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A maybe!

Q: What kind of bee can’t be understood?

A: A mumble bee!

Q: Where do bees keep their money?

A: In a honey box!

Q: What TV station do bees watch?

A: Bee bee c one!

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A: Bee-hive yourself!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?

A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because of the honey combs!

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?

A: A bee is an aeroplane!

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