Three friends arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. As part of their orientation to heaven, St Peter asked what kind of remarks they would most like to hear from their family and friends at their funerals.
“I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a good family man,” said the first man.
“I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and that, during my career as a schoolteacher, I made a difference in many lives,” chimed in the second fellow.
“Those tributes both sound terrific,” replied the third man, “but I’d like to hear them say, `Look! He’s moving!'”
