Funny Facebook and Twitter Valentine’s Day Statuses

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates related to Valentine’s Day.

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Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates that give readers the reason why they can’t…

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of even more funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates.

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates.

Funny comment written on wall underneath a coat hanger hook: Drunk octopus wants to fight you.

Funny note from spouse. Welcome home from work. Two things: (1) This gun with ammo is yours [see nerf gun next to note] (2) I have one too and you’re under attack as of NOW.

Life altering questions or questions we all have. Sorry, but the Funny Grins gurus have yet to come up with answers to these questions.

Don’t ask how we get these but the following are real-life funny text messages. The things people say in text messages, especially when they think nobody else will ever see them, are funnier than any comedian-written joke.

Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows: