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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me doc, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

Japanese Soldier just can’t get it right

Japanese soldier who just can’t seem to get marching and holding a sign down right.

Weatherman realizes his tie is green

Weatherman realizes his green tie does not go well with the green screen used to project the weather maps

Bathroom Stall Humor–don’t beam me up Scotty

Found in a bathroom stall. It reads, “Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I gotta shi….”

Funny Commercial

In this foreign commercial, a kid throws a tantrum in a busy store when he doesn’t get the candy he asked for.

Funny Weathermen Bloopers

Bloopers from weathermen around the world… https://youtu.be/fCevOw6qovU

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him so he asked her, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’

The following are actual signs hanging in various drinking establishments around the country.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.