Top 50 Real Programmer Quotes

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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.” – Rick Cook “Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.” – Alan Kay. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy…

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More funny billboards and signs

From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny billboards

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From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny label instructions on consumer goods

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Actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a…

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Real world advertisements

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The following are real-world advertisements: Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in…

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A Case for the FBI

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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.”

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75 Fun Things to Do at the Doctor’s/Dentist’s Office/Waiting Room

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75 FUN THINGS TO DO AT THE DOCTOR’S/DENTIST’SOFFICE/WAITING ROOM: Sit down right next to a complete stranger. Turn and smile. Turn back whenever they look. Then, after a few minutes, stick your nose into their armpit and start to sniff them.Go up to the receptionist with your lips wrapped around your teeth and loudly demand…

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