At approximately 8:40 p.m., the sheriff’s office released a photograph of Trump looking angry, wearing his signature blue suit and red tie. He then posted the infamous photo on Truth Social and X, formerly known as Twitter, for the first time since he was banned following the Capitol riot. The caption read “ELECTION INTERFERENCE / NEVER SURRENDER!” His campaign immediately began selling T-shirts and mugs with this historical photo printed on it.
Trump’s photo, and all the other mugshots, tell us a lot about the defendants. Some are sorry, some are defiant – all are scared sh*tless. And if by some chance they’re too stupid to know the world of hurt that’s hurtling toward them, they’ll soon learn a once-in-a-lifetime lesson in humility.
Here is a complete who’s who gallery of all the mug shots in the Georgia case, with serious and not-so-serious commentary on each arrestee.
Donald Trump
Who: The 45th president of the United States.
Charges: Donald Trump is currently facing a total of 13 charges, including one count of racketeering, three counts of solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, two counts of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree, two counts of conspiracy to commit false statements and writings, two counts of false statements and writings, one count of conspiracy to commit filing false documents, and one count of filing false documents and conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer.
Bond: $200,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Says he won class president but didn’t. Most likely to attempt a coup.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Are you serious? This is going to be my official Presidential Portrait?”
What the mugshot really tells us: There’s no doubt he understood the historical significance of this photo and spent a lot of time practicing to get this “angry” look just right. As stupid as always, he thought this look would be good for his case.
Rudy Giuliani
Who: Rudy Giuliani, who served as Trump’s personal lawyer, former mayor of New York City (also known as “America’s Mayor”), and U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, is alleged to have played a leading role in Trump’s campaign to steal the 2020 election. Giuliani’s involvement included filing lawsuits to support his election fraud claims and pressuring election officials in key swing states. He is known for using anti-racketeering laws to take down mobsters.
Charges: Giuliani is facing 13 charges, including one count of racketeering, one count of conspiracy to impersonate a public officer, two counts of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree, one count of conspiracy to file false documents, two counts of conspiracy to make false statements and writings, three counts of making false statements and writings, and three counts of soliciting a violation of oath by a public officer.
Bond: $150,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: Hair dye club for men. Most likely to fall from grace.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Wahk wahk wahk! Make sure you get the lighting right. This is going to look great in the Batman Hall of Villains gallery!”
What the mugshot really tells us: A “I’ll bend over for Donald Trump any day” sort of guy, this is his best attempt at looking tough. He’s going to squeal like a pig once behind bars.
Mark Meadows
Who: Mark Meadows, former White House chief of staff and North Carolina congressman, was involved in the infamous phone call in which former President Trump asked Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to “find” additional votes. The indictment alleges that Meadows attempted to observe a signature match audit at the Cobb County Civic Auditorium, which was not open to the public, and texted the chief investigator about expediting the audit. He also allegedly offered campaign funds to assist.
Charges: Meadows has been charged with two counts: racketeering and solicitation of a public officer to violate their oath.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Varsity Gymnastics. Most likely to get turned around.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Can I go home now?”
What the mugshot really tells us: Look at those red, puffy eyes. That tells us everything we need to know. At least Meadows will probably get out of this without going down in history as a traitor to his country.
Sidney Powell
Who: Sidney Powell is the attorney for the Trump campaign who was accused of accessing voter data in Coffee County and hiring the firm that accessed the voter system. Powell was a strong proponent of election fraud allegations and even mentioned the involvement of the late Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez during a press conference with Rudy Giuliani.
Charges: Powell has been accused of seven charges, including one count of racketeering, two counts of conspiracy to commit election fraud, one count of conspiracy to commit computer theft, one count of conspiracy to commit computer trespass, one count of conspiracy to commit computer invasion of privacy, and one count of conspiracy to defraud the state.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: The Kraken Society. Most likely to talk to her cats.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Keep that camera steady, sonny. I see where your eyes are going. You like looking down there, don’t you? Don’t you!”
What the mugshot really tells us: Her true craziness oozes from her mugshot photo. Either that or she’s taken a hell of a lot of downers to make it through all this.
Jenna Ellis
Who: Former member of Trump’s campaign legal team.
Charges: Ellis is currently being charged with two counts: one for racketeering and another for solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: Drugstore Makeup Club. Least likely. That’s it.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “I’m so tired of being on my back all the time and am so ready. to get back on my feet!”
What the mugshot really tells us: Ego and conceit all around. As out of touch as Trump, she truly feels she has done nothing wrong.
John Eastman
Who: The lawyer who represented Trump during the 2020 election and developed the legal strategy to contest the results, as detailed in this article on New York Magazine’s website: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/09/the-horrifying-legal-blueprint-for-trumps-war-on-democracy.html
Charges: Eastman is charged with nine counts: one for racketeering, two for conspiring to commit false statements and writings, two for conspiring to commit forgery, one for soliciting a violation of oath by a public officer, one for conspiring to file false documents, one for conspiring to impersonate a public officer, and one for filing false documents.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: Future Former Lawyers Club. Most likely to get gang raped in prison (and like it).
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Are you kidding me? I got outsmarted by Macaulay Culkin?”
What the mugshot really tells us: There’s a depth of evil in those eyes that suggests this man has no soul.
Kenneth Cheseboro
Who: Cheseboo is an attorney for the Trump campaign who is suspected of planning the fake electors scheme.
Charges: Chesebro is being charged with seven counts, including racketeering, two counts of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree, two counts of conspiracy to commit false statements and writings, one count of conspiracy to commit filing false documents, and one count of conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: Stupid Ideas Club. Most likely to get wrapped up in stuff.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Look where? What camera? You’ll say ‘Smile’ before you take the picture, right?”
What the mugshot really tells us:
Scott Hall
Who: Hall is a bail bondsman in Georgia and a member of the Trump team who is accused of taking part in a plot to unlawfully tamper with election equipment in Coffee County.
Charges: Hall has been charged with seven counts, including: one for racketeering, two for conspiracy to commit election fraud, one for conspiracy to commit computer theft, one for conspiracy to commit computer trespass, one for conspiracy to commit computer invasion of privacy, and one for conspiracy to defraud the state.
Bond: $10,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Varisty bullying team. Most likely to commit perjury.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Boy, I get that camera away from you, I’m gonna..”
What the mugshot really tells us: As with so many of these defendants, Hall got pulled into something way over his head. And that tiny brain can’t fathom Trump really lost.
David Shafer
Who: Shafer is a former state senator and Georgia GOP chair who was among the individuals who falsely claimed to be electors for Trump.
Charges: Shafer has been charged with a total of eight counts, including: one count of racketeering, three counts of false statements and writings, two counts of forgery in the first degree, one count of impersonating a public officer, and one count of attempting to commit filing false documents. The charges remain in effect until a verdict is reached in the case.
Bond: $75,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Varsity Squirrel Hunting. Most likely to marry a cousin.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “And then I said, ‘Here, hold my beer…’ Yuk, yuk.”
What the mugshot really tells us: This guy thinks this is all a joke and is too stupid to comprehend how this is going to play out.
Ray Smith
Who: Smith, a Georgia-based lawyer, has been accused of allegedly providing advice to Trump’s unverified electors while also falsely testifying to the state legislature that fraud had occurred in the 2020 election.
Charges: Smith is being charged with a total of 12 counts, including one count of racketeering, three counts of solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, two counts of false statements and writings, two counts of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree, two counts of conspiracy to commit false statements and writings, one count of conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer, and one count of conspiracy to commit filing false documents.
Bond: $50,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Most likely to have someone locked up in his basement (least likely to have a comb in his pocket).
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: [under his breath, to himself] Don’t worry, this is no big deal. At least they’ll never find the bodies buried under the basement.
What the mugshot really tells us: There is no remorse in this photo, whatsoever. We say, “Nail him to the wall!”
Cathy Latham
Who: Latham previously served as the Coffee County Republican Party chair and was also one of the individuals appointed as a Trump elector. It has been alleged that she played a role in allowing the breach of the county’s voter system.
Charges: Latham is accused of 11 offenses, including racketeering, election fraud conspiracy, impersonating a public officer, forgery in the first degree, false statements and writings, attempted filing false documents, computer theft conspiracy, computer trespass conspiracy, computer invasion of privacy conspiracy, and state fraud conspiracy.
Bond: $75,000
High School yearbook Best in Class: President: I Just Wanna Make Everyone Happy Club. Most likely to become a ghost.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “I thought he said ‘change those totes’ when’ nobody’s looking. I swear!”
What the mugshot really tells us: Latham is still waiting for the photographer to get to the count of three. Her dress tells us she still doesn’t fathom the degree of trouble she is in.
Harrison Floyd
Who: Ford, the Executive Director of Black Voices for Trump, has been accused of being involved in pressuring Ruby Freeman to make a false confession about voter fraud.
Charges: Floyd is facing three charges: racketeering, conspiracy to solicit false statements and writings, and witness tampering.
Bond: Floyd has not yet been assigned a bond. Earlier this year, he was charged with attacking an FBI agent who was working on the Justice Department’s investigation of Trump’s alleged attempt to steal the 2020 election. (source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/23/willie-floyd-fulton-maryland-fbi-arrest/)
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: How to Not Make a Deal Club. Most likely to lose money selling used cars.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “I’m black. Of course Trump will pardon me.”
What the mugshot really tells us: He started off assaulting an FBI agent. I mean, come on, we all know he’s going to get the most severe punishment of anyone in the group.
Jeffrey Clark
Who: Clark, a former official of the Justice Department, wrote an unsent letter that contained false claims about the department’s concerns regarding the results of the Georgia election.
Charges: Clark has been accused of two charges: one count of racketeering and one count of attempting to commit false statements and writings.
Bond: $100,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Most likely to do something really dumb.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “I’m so glad we had this time together. Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just got started and before you know it, comes the time we have to say, ‘So long.'”
What the mugshot really tells us: He’s scared out of his skin but trying to make it seem like this is no big deal. Trust us, he knows where this is going and will flip as soon as he finds no other way out.
Robert Cheeley
Who: Cheeley is the lawyer from Georgia who claimed that voter fraud took place at the State Farm Arena during the ballot tabulation process.
Charges: Cheeley has been charged with 10 counts: One count of violation of racketeering, two counts of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree, two counts of conspiracy to commit false statements and writings, one count of conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer, one count of conspiracy to commit filing false documents, one count of solicitation of violation of oath by public officer, one count of false statements and writings, and one count of perjury.
Bond: $50,000
High School yearbook Best in Class: President: Hillbilly Club. Most likely to take up the banjo.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Oh, this is going to look great on my new billboards. CALL 1-800-SLEEZY-CHEELEY NOW!”
What the mugshot really tells us: Cheeley will play the part for a while, but we all know what lies behind the facade of a bully.
Mike Roman
Who: Roman, a Trump campaign official, is accused of assisting in the coordination of slates of fake electors in several states, including Georgia.
Charges: Roman is charged with seven counts, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree (two counts), conspiracy to commit false statements and writings (two counts), conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer, and conspiracy to commit filing false documents (one count each).
Bond: $10,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: We Wanna Be Tough Club. Most likely to get beat up in prison.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “You see this sneer, boy? You see it! That means I’m tough! Oh, God. What have I done!”
What the mugshot really tells us: There’s a fear in those eyes that can’t be hidden. Roman will flip because he knows he can’t survive three days in jail, much less a decade in prison.
Shawn Still
Who: Still is the recently elected state senator from Georgia who also served as an alternate elector.
Charges: Still faced charges on seven counts, including one count of racketeering, two counts of first-degree forgery, two counts of false statements and writings, one count of impersonating a public officer, and one count of attempting to file false documents.
Bond: $10,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: Most likely to bore someone to death.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “I’m just trying to blend in here…”
What the mugshot really tells us: Still will make a deal and we think, probably already has.
Stephen Lee
Who: Lee, an Illinois pastor, has been accused of intimidating Ruby Freeman, a Fulton County poll worker, at her home.
Charges: Lee is charged with five counts, including one count of racketeering, two counts of attempting to influence witnesses, one count of conspiring to obtain false statements and writings, and one count of witness tampering.
Bond: $75,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: I’m Not Gay Club. Most likely to molest little kids.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “First he tells me to help all those little kids ‘grow up’ and now this. Is that God’s voice I hear, or Satan?”
What the mugshot really tells us: That cheesy forced “I’m so sorry” crying face can’t hide the depth of corruption walled up inside this man. A great example of why so many people are turning away from religion.
Trevian Kutti
Who: Kutti, who previously worked as a publicist for Kanye West, visited Ruby Freeman’s home and attempted to coerce her into admitting to voter fraud.
Charges: Kutti is currently being charged with three counts: one for racketeering, one for conspiracy to commit solicitation of false statements and writings, and one for influencing witnesses.
Bond: $75,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President: Demon Slayers club. Most likely to sell soul to the devil.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “That holy cross and salt ring around you isn’t going to cut it, buddy! You have to send this picture to 10 more people or…”
What the mugshot really tells us: She knows this is her one second of fame and is going to milk it for all it’s worth.
Misty Hampton
Who: Hampton, the former elections supervisor of Coffee County, has been accused of being involved in attempted election fraud in the county.
Charges: Hampton faces seven charges, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit election fraud (two counts), conspiracy to commit computer theft, conspiracy to commit computer trespass, conspiracy to commit computer invasion of privacy, and conspiracy to defraud the state.
Bond: $10,000
High School Yearbook Best in Class: President” Home Economics Club.
The first comment made after the mugshot was taken: “Please hurry this up. I have a pie in the oven.”
What the mugshot really tells us: Dressing like a mom doesn’t fool us.
