Keep ‘em coming. More geek jokes.
- Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut
- Unrecognized input, get out of the class
- Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
- WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER
- Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
- Best file compression around: “rm *.*” = 100% compression
- Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is “c:\> hack into fbi”
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding
- I survived an NT installation
- The name is Baud……James Baud
- My new car runs at 56Kbps
- Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Cannot read data, leech the next boy’s paper? (Y/N)
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass
- Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?
