Jokes only geeks will get… earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can A typical yahoo chat room: “A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..” When someone says “I want a programming language in which I…
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More Geek Jokes
More jokes that only nerds will get… Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet Shut up, or i’ll flush you out Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour We are experiencing system trouble — do not adjust your terminal You have successfully hacked in, Welcome…
More Geek Jokes
Keep ‘em coming. Here’s more Geek jokes. PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days 1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist 1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied Error message: "Out of paper on drive D:" If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I’d antialias my graphics!…
Geeky Jokes – Part II
We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.
And even more Geek Jokes
More geek jokes. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Bugs come in through open Windows Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity Bell Labs Unix — Reach out and grep someone. To err is human…to really foul up requires the…
Funny computer programmer quotes
This is a collection of funny computer programming quotes. These are real quotes from real people.
Even More Geek Jokes
Still More Geek Jokes and one-liners: RAM disk is not an installation procedure… Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS… The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?… Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..
Geeky Jokes – Part III
We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.
Computer programmer humor
Here’s a collection of funny computer programmer jokes. Warning: they are fairly technical so don’t expect to understand the punch line unless you are a computer programmer.