// October 29th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Jokes only geeks will get… earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can A typical yahoo chat room: “A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..” When someone says “I want a programming language in which I […]
// October 25th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
What the hell are you doing on Facebook?! Get back to work!
// October 13th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
More jokes that only nerds will get… Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet Shut up, or i’ll flush you out Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour We are experiencing system trouble — do not adjust your terminal You have successfully hacked in, Welcome […]
// October 8th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Keep ‘em coming. Here’s more Geek jokes. PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days 1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist 1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied Error message: "Out of paper on drive D:" If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I’d antialias my graphics! […]
// October 6th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.
// October 2nd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
More geek jokes. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Bugs come in through open Windows Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity Bell Labs Unix — Reach out and grep someone. To err is human…to really foul up requires the […]
// September 27th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
This is a collection of funny computer programming quotes. These are real quotes from real people.
// September 26th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Still More Geek Jokes and one-liners: RAM disk is not an installation procedure… Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS… The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?… Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..
// September 23rd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.
// September 22nd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Here’s a collection of funny computer programmer jokes. Warning: they are fairly technical so don’t expect to understand the punch line unless you are a computer programmer.
// September 21st, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Keep ‘em coming. More geek jokes. Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut Unrecognized input, get out of the class Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler ! WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N) Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Best […]
// September 21st, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Here’s a funny collection of geeky “walks into a bar” jokes that only nerds will truly understand.
// September 12th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
Oh yeah, I’ve got a million of these. Still more geek jokes. How do I set a laser printer to stun? There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard Be nice to […]
// September 3rd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor
I ran across this collection of geek one-liners that only a geek would appreciate… There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly My software never has bugs. It […]
