One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen-wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
“NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed.
“You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?” asked the policeman.
“Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked.
“HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?” the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”
