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Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

Here’s a funny real-life exchange between family members and a practical-joking graphic artist while trying to get a missing family member photoshopped into a vacation picture.

From: Cheryl

To: Howard, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt

Here we are.  Thanks, Ben, for leaving space for Christine.  Stephanie, could you photoshop her in?

-Mom

Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

From: Stephanie

To: Howard, Cheryl, Ben, Christine, Wyatt

Photoshopped picture attached.  A little rough around the edges, but I think all parties will agree that it’s accurate.

-Stephanie

Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

From: Howard

To: Cheryl, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt

Resize Christine and send the image to the back

– Dad

From: Stephanie

To: Howard, Cheryl, Ben, Christine, Wyatt

Dad, Christine resized and placed behind other picture, as per your request.

Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

From: Howard

To: Cheryl, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt

OK, now she looks like Godzilla.  I should have said “…make Christine smaller, then move the image to the back.”  Sorry for the lack of clarity.

– Dad

From: Stephanie

To: Howard, Cheryl, Ben, Christine, Wyatt

Like this?

Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

From: Cheryl

To: Howard, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt

Oh kayeeeee.  I’m crying.

From: Cheryl

To: Howard, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt

Whoooooo.  I’m still crying.  I took this email stream into work to give my co-workers a microcosmic view of how our family interacts with each other.

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