Funny East Coast Earthquake Tweets and Facebook Posts

The 5.9 East Coast earthquake on August 23, 2011 prompted plenty of jokes from West Coast citizens who viewed the earthquake as a non-event. Here are a few of the funniest social networking posts we ran across

A man arrives at his home after an exhausting day at work. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife rolls her eyes, sighs and gets him a beer.

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the crowded movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed to occupy one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge an inch.

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some clever advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 6:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be…

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time this month and found the boss waiting for him at his desk. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” the boss asked while dripping sarcasm. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

Dirty Car Drawing

Some kid demonstrated his artist flair on this dirty car…

Snake Fail

Not sure whether to laugh or cry about this “snake fail”. Question is, “did the guy who snapped the picture help get the can off the snake’s head?”

Bernie was eating dinner at a friend’s home when he noticed that Morris, the dinner host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bubba was a hillbilly living way out in the sticks. One day Bubba decided that he wanted to marry his sweetheart. So, while enjoying a hearty meal of raccoon and biscuits for dinner one evening, Bubba brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa.

A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do in a newly remodeled home. He checks his pockets and to his dismay, finds that his cigarettes are missing. He glanced down and notices a small lump in the recently completed carpet…