Funny Facebook and Twitter Statuses

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates.

Drunk octopus wants to fight you

Funny comment written on wall underneath a coat hanger hook: Drunk octopus wants to fight you.

You Are Under Attack Now

Funny note from spouse. Welcome home from work. Two things: (1) This gun with ammo is yours [see nerf gun next to note] (2) I have one too and you’re under attack as of NOW.

Life altering questions or questions we all have. Sorry, but the Funny Grins gurus have yet to come up with answers to these questions.

Don’t ask how we get these but the following are real-life funny text messages. The things people say in text messages, especially when they think nobody else will ever see them, are funnier than any comedian-written joke.

Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows:

The following chain letter began its rounds in April of 2011 and pointed addresses some of the problems of the modern-day American society. While political and harsh in its evaluation, the later half of the chain letter is a witty take on the elderly.

How editors miss the alternate meanings behind these true, real-life news headlines is beyond us. But we’re glad they did! Here is a collection of funny, real-life newspaper headlines.

Funny Protest Signs

Protestors with too much time on their hands make signs intended to boldly pronounce their beliefs and grief. Luckily for us, their signs are quite often funny – sometimes accidentally funny (to the chagrin of the ignorant protestor). Here’s a collection of real-life protest signs that either intentionally or unintentionally make us laugh.

When you die, who gets the last laugh? In these instances, the poor soul that departed this Earth leaves us with hilariously funny epitaphs and tombstones. The following are real-life funny tombstones.