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Get me a drink before it starts

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A man arrives at his home after an exhausting day at work.  He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a drink before it starts.” The wife rolls her eyes, sighs, and gets him a drink.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another drink before it starts.” She looks cross but fetches another drink and slams it down on the table next to him.

The man finishes that drink and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another drink, it’s going to start any minute.”

By this time, the wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink and sit on your lazy butt in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started …”

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