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Jokes only geeks will get… earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can A typical yahoo chat room: “A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..” When someone says “I want a programming language in which I…

On October 15, 2012 Marvel Studios announced that Edgar Wright’s long, long-in-the-works Ant-Man movie had begun pre-production and will land on November 6, 2015. That’s a release date several months after the summer bow of The Avengers 2, so will Marvel use that opportunity to tease the exploits of Hank Pym, the scientist who can…

LG sold their first Ultra-HD TV yesterday at the bargain-basement price of only $16,999. Yes folks, that’s $3,000 off the MSRP of $19,999. It’s a whopping 84-inch beast boasting 4,000 lines of resolution that’s guaranteed to sear your eyeballs and stretch your optic nerve to the point of snapping. The new TVs went on sale…

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the role of Conan the Barbarian in Universal Pictures upcoming The Legend of Conan flick. Schwarzenegger will be reunited with Universal under the ‘supervision’ of Fredrik Malmberg as a producer, while Chris Morgan will possibly write the script. According to producer Fredrik Malmberg, the story will pick up where…

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier, from Marvel Studios, is currently in pre-production with a release date of April 4, 2014. The movie is being directed by Joe and Anthony Russo and will star Chris Evans as Captain America, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/The Winter Solider, Anthony Mackie as The Falcon. and Scarlett Johansson as Natasha…

Mad Max: Fury Road, the fourth Max Max installment, began filming in July 2012 and will star Tom Hardy (The Dark Knight) as Max Rockatansky. It is being produced by Kennedy Miller Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. The story will follow Max and a group of survivors fleeing across the Wasteland in a…

Obama triggered listeners’ funny bone last night with this quip responding to a criticism from Romney about the size of the U.S. Navy, Obama said: “You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of…

The Halloween October 31, 2013 release for Paranormal Activity 5 is still a go – no surprise there. But we now learn that there will be *two* Paranormal Activity movies released in 2013 as Paramount Pictures spins off a new movie, titled The Oxnard Tapes, in Spring 2013 (you saw a short teaser after the…

According to BBC UK, a house burnt to the ground yesterday after five children attempted to recreate a scene from the Wizard of Oz by burning an old Halloween witch costume. The mother, Kerry Wheeler, had been cleaning out a spare room in her home when she found some old Halloween costumes. She laid them…