Eighty Eight Bam

A brunette standing alongside a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…”   A blonde walked up to her and said, “that looks like fun, can I try?” The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, “88, 88, 88, 88..”

“Well,” said the brunette, “this is fun but what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street!” So the blonde said “OK” and stood in the middle of the street. “88, 88, 88, 88-” BAM! She was run over by a car, flattened as flat as a pancake.

Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, “89, 89, 89, 89..