Better Write it Down

An elderly couple went to the doctor complaining about their memory loss.   The doctor explained it is normal, and suggested they try and write things down.

In the evening the husband said, “I’m going to get something to snack on. Do you want something?”

“I’ll take some ice cream please,” said the wife.

He started off and she said, “Better write that down.”

He said, “No need.”

She added, “Put some strawberries on top, and write this down.”

He said, “No need.”

Again, she added, “I need some nuts on that too.  Better write it down.”

He gave her a look.  Much later he returned with bacon and eggs. “I told you to write it down, ” she said, “Where is my toast?”