Diners in London to be served new “human flesh burger” that tastes like human flesh.
London-based chef James Tomlinson and “freelance creative” food designer Miss Cakehead say no human beings were harmed during the development of their new “human flesh burger”, a hamburger designed to taste uniquely like human flesh. The burger was developed as part of a one-time promotion to mark the launch of the fifth season of The…
Keep calm and let the professionals do their job
Holy man claims he can bring dead back to life – flubs resurrection, kills volunteer.
A pir (a Muslim saint or holy man) in Pakistan excited the villagers of Mubarakabad, Bahawalnagar when he announced he could bring the dead back to life. Muhammad Sabir had already gained notoriety for his ability to perform miracles and was popular amongst the villagers.
Fun with statues
Statues can be all the more funny when people use their imaginations to give the “scene” a different context. Check out the funny statue pictures below.
21-year-old Florida woman obviously misunderstands men’s motivations – says she added third breast to make herself unattractive.
21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil (I’m guessing this isn’t her real name) says she was rejected by 50 plastic surgeons before one cosmetic surgeon (licensed?) agreed to perform an unusual surgery to add a third breast in between Tridevil’s two natural breasts. At a cost of $20,000, the surgeon’s only condition was that she sign a non-disclosure…
Toxic Red Tide threatens Florida beaches and marine life.
The Weather Channel is reporting that a massive toxic red tide is killing marine life off the coast of Florida. According to the Weather Channel, the large blooms of red algae are located about five miles off St. Petersburg and measure an astonishing 60 miles wide by 100 miles long.
No huge Kleenex needed – Snot Bot gathers whale snot for scientists to study
Those crazy scientists over at Olin College of Engineering have developed a robot, affectionately named Snot Bot, that is designed to collect mucus (whale snot) from whales who refuse to blow their noses in huge, conveniently-placed Kleenexes. Unlike whale blubber (thankfully), they don’t want to use the whale snot to make soap, candle wax, or…
Woman spends $50,000 to transform herself into real-life blow-up sex doll
30-year-old Victoria Wild had great aspirations. She wanted puffy pouty lips, gigantic breasts, and huge eyelashes so she could look more like an inflatable sex toy. Wild went through several operations to obtain size 32G breasts followed by rhinoplasty, bottom implants, lip implants, and botox injections. $50,000 dollars later, it looks like she accomplished her…
Weary of blood-sucking vampires? Avoid Yorkshire, England at all costs.
A new study conducted by paranormal expert Lionel Fanthorpe has found that Yorkshire, England is a hotspot for vampire activity. According to the report, eleven cases have been reported in Yorkshire during the past century. A total of 211 cases were reported across Britain during the last century, many of which involved police investigations. As…
