Died with a Smile on his Face

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body. “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous…

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Reasons to be Glad You are Getting Older

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The following are true stories submitted by readers. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half a dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?”…

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Bathroom Humor Limericks

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A collection of bathroom humor related limericks – pooping, peeing, showering and all the other stuff you do in your bathroom.

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