Forty six reasons why it’s good to be a man, such as: 1 – Your last name stays put. 2 – The garage is all yours. 3 – Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4 – Chocolate is just another snack.
Why it’s Good to be a Man
Marry my Daughter or Spend Twenty Years in Jail
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe…
Can Someone Tell Me What Other Album this Current Album Cover is Based On?
As usual, 4channel is helpful for this person asking what musical album cover this David Cross album is based on. Click image to view full size.
Funny Slogans on Commercial Vehicles
A catchy slogan on your commercial vehicle will catch the public’s eye and help customers remember your business. If the slogan is especially funny, it will assist the customer in remembering your business. Here are some catchy, funny slogans found on commercial vehicles.
Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
Hillbillys have a surprisingly good understanding of medicine and medical terminology. Here is a list of hillbilly defined medical terms.
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Better Write it Down
An elderly couple went to the doctor complaining about their memory loss. The doctor explained it is normal, and suggested they try and write things down. In the evening the husband said, “I’m going to get something to snack on. Do you want something?”
Pack my Pajamas, I’m Going Fishing
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you…
Grab your Coat, I’m Going to the Pub
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?”
The Skull of Saint Patrick
An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself.
