Top 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy 1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don’t know what he/she is talking about. 2. Buy a plant.…
25 Signs You’re Getting Older Your potted plants stay alive.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break…
19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note explaining that you’ve…
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy andyou could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have toever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before mybankruptcy?” 2. If you get one of those pushy people…
Here are 100 (+1) innovated ways to annoy other people. Oh, hey, you’re doing #29 right now!
Credit card companies that prevented card-holders from donating money to the secrets outlet WikiLeaks could have their operating licenses taken away in Iceland, according to members of the Icelandic Parliamentary General Committee. Representatives from Mastercard and Visa were called before the committee Sunday to discuss their refusal to process donations to the website, reports Reykjavik…
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
10.He’s got long hair, a beard and wears the same clothes all the time.9. He hangs out with a weird group of friends he calls “elves”.8. He’s got a goofy laugh and chuckles at anything.7. He loves getting mail.6. Children like him, teenagers laugh at him, adults pretend he doesn’t exist.5. He makes all the…
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2) thou shall not do drugs (you can break this one, it not that important) 3) thou shall not steal from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection) 4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5) thou shall…
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and frustrated women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends, who are equally tired and frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to…
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