Category: Geek Humor

Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.

The many relatives of Vincent Van Gogh

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were.

Earl was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Earl how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”

A collection of simple, one-line questions with answers that will leave you in stitches.

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. And of course he was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not fasting or on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day after Easter service, and as always the preacher was standing at the doorshaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The preacher said to him, “You need to join the Army of the…

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need You.…

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed the atheist and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both. As the man sailed head…

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. “I’ll just catch my own alligator,” she told one shopkeeper,” so I can get a pair of shoes for free.” She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked…