Category: Geek Humor

Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.

New Year’s Day Prayer

So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.

A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.

The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…

It’s a new year, time to resolves what you will, or will not do next year.

We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

The following Bush memo to Al Gore was recently released in a Wikeleaks leaked document. The memo was originally written in August of 2004.

A few handy phrases translated to English — in case you’re ever kidnapped by terrorists.

We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.