Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bedside. He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied, “Don’t…
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held…
When I see a bruised banana at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, “Who did this to you?”
“Daddy, tell me a bedtime story.” “Sure honey. Once upon a time there was a little girl that wouldn’t go to bed. Then she died.”
Thieves were caught after police tracked footprints they left behind in the snow. Two men held up a store in Whitnash, Warwickshire last Saturday morning (March 23, 2013) and left with money and lottery scratchcards. Authorities showed up to investigate and taking advantage of the snowy conditions, followed the thieves’ footprints to a nearby block…
A 3-year-old was heard praying: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
This guy posted this on reddit. His daughter stayed out past curfew last week. As punishment, the dad made this t-shirt with his scowling picture on it and the words, “Try Me!!!”. He made his daughter wear the shirt to school for one week.
Most of us go to the gym to make ourselves look and feel better but not these folks who apparently go to make themselves look stupid and feel like idiots. Check this collection of epic gym workout fails and bloopers.
Police in the township of Chitungwiza in Zimbabwe reported a massive explosion yesterday at the home of a local tribal “sorcerer” (known here as witchdoctors). The blast leveled the home, killed five people, and damaged 12 nearby homes. Police presumed that the dead, who were known to be seeking help improving their finances, were visiting…
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