Category: Geek Humor

Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.

This is why kids need a pet

This is why kids need a pet. Click picture for full-size view.

An old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible. The man walks up to the boy and says “You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy.”

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

I thought I knew everything but then I got to thinking… Here are some more odd questions to ponder.

Funny bird one-liners such as: What do you call a minor bird accident? A feather bender.

Three women die together in an automobile accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a…

The following are collection of (supposedly) true announcements made on some of the more humorous national airlines.

A man is harried, frantic, and nervous. He’s late for an interview, and he’s been driving around the block for 20 minutes trying to find a spot.

A Jewish man was deeply troubled by the way his son had turned out. He went to see his local Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he told me last week that he has decided…

Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.