Category: Geek Humor

Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.

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A young lad was proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend. The college student led the way into the living room where the friend noticed a large gong and hammer sitting against one wall.

A woman was struggling to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. She turned it upside down and pounded it with all her might. During her struggle, the phone rang. Having her hands full at the moment, she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

An little kid went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to use it to wash my dog.”

A man going through his mid-life crisis purchased a brand new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the wind was blowing through what was left of his hair, and feeling spry, he decided to see how fast this new baby could go. As the needle…

A new employee stood before the paper shredder looking scratching his chin and looking altogether confused. “Need some help?” asked a secretary who was walking by. “Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?”

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw “wanted” pictures, posted on the wall, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a criminal that was wanted by the law.

An elderly widow and widower had been dating for over five years. The oldman finally decided to ask her to marry him. Without hesitation, she immediately said “yes”. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was!

A man who hadn’t been feeling well for quite some time, went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news for you sir,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left to live.”

A nervous little man, wandered into a tough biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”