First Boy: Dammit, I forgot to take my medicine this morning. Second Boy: Is is for your face?
What are you taking for your face (or how to destroy a person’s self-esteem joke)
Category: Geek Humor
Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.
Redneck logic – Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life…
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do…
Don’t eat the Cookies joke
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s final agony, as he started to slip away, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
How my Luck would be Without you
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been…
Am I Driving?
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn…
Marry my Daughter or Spend Twenty Years in Jail
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe…
Can Someone Tell Me What Other Album this Current Album Cover is Based On?
As usual, 4channel is helpful for this person asking what musical album cover this David Cross album is based on. Click image to view full size.
Funny Slogans on Commercial Vehicles
A catchy slogan on your commercial vehicle will catch the public’s eye and help customers remember your business. If the slogan is especially funny, it will assist the customer in remembering your business. Here are some catchy, funny slogans found on commercial vehicles.
Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
Hillbillys have a surprisingly good understanding of medicine and medical terminology. Here is a list of hillbilly defined medical terms.
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
