Sign found in a local diner.

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, “If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”…

Funny baby memes – part 2

Funny baby memes

The two most common fears – clowns and heights

Science World issued a series of funny promotional “science facts”. Here’s “the two most common fears – clowns and heights”.

The letter below, was written by a woman who had just broken up with her boyfriend after catching him cheating via Facebook. The letter explains that after finding out about his infidelity, she has invented a “neat new game” whereby she packaged all his stuff leaving it in locations that were related to key moments…

Could you photoshop Christine into the picture please

Here’s a funny real-life exchange between family members and a practical-joking graphic artist while trying to get a missing family member photoshopped into a vacation picture. From: Cheryl To: Howard, Ben, Christine, Stephanie, Wyatt Here we are. Thanks, Ben, for leaving space for Christine. Stephanie, could you photoshop her in? -Mom From: Stephanie To: Howard,…