Funny Movie Posters with One Letter Removed

As of September 4, 2012, here are the top grossing superhero movies of all time. The Avengers (1.5 billion) The Dark Knight Rises (1.01 billion) The Dark Knight ($1 billion) Spider Man 3 ($890 million) Spider Man ($821 million) Spider Man 2 ($783 million) The Amazing Spider Man ($705 million) Iron Man 2 ($622 million)…

A group of players discussing a detailed battle strategy for the next encounter while one of their party members, Leeroy, is away from his computer. When Leroy returns, their plans are ruined.

A doctor and an attorney were attending a formal party where they started up a casual conversation. As they talked, people kept approaching the doctor describing their aches and pains and asking the doctor for advice.

I ran across this collection of geek one-liners that only a geek would appreciate… There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly My software never has bugs. It…

Funny animals and their crazy thoughts

Here’s a collection of funny animal pictures and the funny thoughts they must have.

Phyllis Diller jokes tended to focus on her failings as a housewife, her lack of sex appeal, and the shortcomings of an imaginary husband (Fang) and overweight mother-in-law. Here are a few of Phyllis Diller’s famouse funny lines and quotes.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel for a big chess convention. The chess players were standing in the center of the lobby, gathered in a large circle, discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they…

A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the…

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is seeing another woman. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head,…