Affair drives blonde to murder

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is seeing another woman. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head,…

This chain letter made the rounds in May 2012 and explains the stages of life including truths that children and adults have learned and the definition of success at each stage in life.

Now mind your own business

This guy put this sign in his front window to explain his life to his neighbors and then tells them what they can do with it.

Photoshop comedian

In this hilarious exchange, a fun-loving family member toys with the other family members trying to get a missing family member photoshopped into a vacation picture.

The following chat session was recorded in a World of Warcraft game. A player asking for help gets a lesson in spelling and grammar.

This is why kids need a pet

This is why kids need a pet. Click picture for full-size view.

An old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible. The man walks up to the boy and says “You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy.”

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

I thought I knew everything but then I got to thinking… Here are some more odd questions to ponder.

Funny bird one-liners such as: What do you call a minor bird accident? A feather bender.