Christmas Questions to Ponder

Christmas is a curious holiday full of mystique. Huh? Check out these funny Christmas questions and answers and never be puzzled by Christmas insanity again.

A blind cowboy walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool where he sits and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

Boss’s great idea on how to stop theft

Funny picture – After a rash of wire cutter thefts, the boss of the establishment came up with this great idea.

Why leave New York?

This funny advertisement was hung in a bus station giving a few reasons why you would not want to leave New York City.

What group projects teach me

Here’s a simple pie chart showing what group projects teach us.

Here’s a few short quickies and one liners such as this one. They had to shoot my dog. Was he mad? Well, he wasn’t happy about it.

A sweet old lady dropped her handbag during the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up to return to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Well, that’s funny…”

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then…

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”