Funny Life Altering Questions

Life altering questions or questions we all have. Sorry, but the Funny Grins gurus have yet to come up with answers to these questions.

Don’t ask how we get these but the following are real-life funny text messages. The things people say in text messages, especially when they think nobody else will ever see them, are funnier than any comedian-written joke.

Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows:

The following chain letter began its rounds in April of 2011 and pointed addresses some of the problems of the modern-day American society. While political and harsh in its evaluation, the later half of the chain letter is a witty take on the elderly.

How editors miss the alternate meanings behind these true, real-life news headlines is beyond us. But we’re glad they did! Here is a collection of funny, real-life newspaper headlines.

Protestors with too much time on their hands make signs intended to boldly pronounce their beliefs and grief. Luckily for us, their signs are quite often funny – sometimes accidentally funny (to the chagrin of the ignorant protestor). Here’s a collection of real-life protest signs that either intentionally or unintentionally make us laugh.

When you die, who gets the last laugh? In these instances, the poor soul that departed this Earth leaves us with hilariously funny epitaphs and tombstones. The following are real-life funny tombstones.

A collection of funny, snappy, one-line comebacks to the stupid questions people frequently ask.

Sometimes you just gotta put ’em in their place. Here’s a collection of funny, one-line insults to get you started.

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her father. She tells her father that she wants to marry the young man. After discussing the relationship for a while, the father tells the daughter that she cannot marry the boy because he is her half brother.