What are you taking for your face (or how to destroy a person’s self-esteem joke)

First Boy: Dammit, I forgot to take my medicine this morning. Second Boy: Is is for your face?

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do…

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn…

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe…

As usual, 4channel is helpful for this person asking what musical album cover this David Cross album is based on. Click image to view full size.

A catchy slogan on your commercial vehicle will catch the public’s eye and help customers remember your business. If the slogan is especially funny, it will assist the customer in remembering your business. Here are some catchy, funny slogans found on commercial vehicles.

Hillbillys have a surprisingly good understanding of medicine and medical terminology. Here is a list of hillbilly defined medical terms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.