50 Ways to Confuse People in the Computer Lab (1980’s version)

50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of the People in the Computer Lab

Okay, guys, we’ve been in school for a few weeks now, and in case you find your classes to be dull, try a few of these things to liven up class a bit. 1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”2. Wear…

45 fun things to do on a paper you don’t care about 1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fontswith really small fonts. 2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual. 3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by stickingthem all over the professor’s…

39 Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid: 1)A few clowns short of a circus.2)A few fries short of a Happy Meal.3)An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.4)A few beers short of a six-pack.5)Dumber than a box of hair.6)A few peas short of a casserole.7)Doesn’t have all her cornflakes in one box.8)The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s…

30 Fun Things to do When Driving 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.4. Two words: Chicken suit.5. Write the words “Help…

Interesting Ways to Relieve Stress 1. Shove 20 marshmallows up your nose and try sneezing them out. 2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa. 3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. 4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already…

Top 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy 1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don’t know what he/she is talking about. 2. Buy a plant.…

25 Signs You’re Getting Older Your potted plants stay alive.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break…

19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note explaining that you’ve…

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy andyou could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have toever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before mybankruptcy?” 2. If you get one of those pushy people…