Eighty Eight Bam

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There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” until a blonde came up to her…

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Wrong way blonde

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Two blonds are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: “Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic.” The one blonde turns to the other and says: “One? There are hundreds of them!”

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Top 50 Real Programmer Quotes

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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.” – Rick Cook “Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.” – Alan Kay. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy…

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More funny billboards and signs

From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny billboards

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From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny label instructions on consumer goods

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Actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a…

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Real world advertisements

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The following are real-world advertisements: Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in…

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