Funny Quickies – quick funny bone tickles to brighten your day.

Here’s a few short quickies and one liners such as this one. They had to shoot my dog. Was he mad? Well, he wasn’t happy about it.

A sweet old lady dropped her handbag during the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up to return to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Well, that’s funny…”

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then…

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it…

Two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history, were on a two-week stay at a vacation resort with their wives. While the wives shopped in town, the two old men were sitting on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set on the horizon.

On August 26, just one week after a rare earthquake rocked the area, Hurricane Irene pummuled the East Coast residents for three days. Of course, the tweets flew faster than the storm. Below are the funniest twitter tweets that resulted.

A teenage Amish boy and his father were in a new multi-story shopping mall. They were amazed at all the modern technology that they saw but were especially impressed with the two shiny, silver walls that opened up to allow people in and then slid back together again leaving the people enclosed in the little…

The 5.9 East Coast earthquake on August 23, 2011 prompted plenty of jokes from West Coast citizens who viewed the earthquake as a non-event. Here are a few of the funniest social networking posts we ran across

A man arrives at his home after an exhausting day at work. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife rolls her eyes, sighs and gets him a beer.