Grab your Coat, I’m Going to the Pub

A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?”

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself.

“May I take your order?” the waiter asked. “Yes. I’m just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”

Redneck stories and quips such as: How do you know when you’re staying in an Alabama hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.”

Rednick questions and answers such as: How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

When you visit a web site and attempt to access a web page that does not exist, the web site will issue a “404 error” indicating that the page could not be found. In most cases these 404 errors are cut and dry, standard, technical explanations. But some webmasters get a bit creative and spice…

Sometimes grafitti artists can take an ordinary sign and turn it into a hilariously funny joke. Here’s a collection of signs and billboards with graffiti added to give the message a entirely new meaning.

Without further hesitation, here are the Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires (list made shortly after the infamous Firestone safety lawsuits).