Bathroom Stall Humor–don’t beam me up Scotty

Found in a bathroom stall. It reads, “Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I gotta shi….”

In this foreign commercial, a kid throws a tantrum in a busy store when he doesn’t get the candy he asked for.

Bloopers from weathermen around the world… https://youtu.be/fCevOw6qovU

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him so he asked her, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’

The following are actual signs hanging in various drinking establishments around the country.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.

Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter T.

Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter Z.

Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter X and Y.

Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter W.