A man is harried, frantic, and nervous. He’s late for an interview, and he’s been driving around the block for 20 minutes trying to find a spot.
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
A head walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, and after he is finished, Boom! A torso appears. So the head asks for another drink and after he finishes, Bang! Arms come out of the torso.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This process of natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole…