Funny graffiti on diaper – changing sign leaves a bad taste in my mouth

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a baby.”

Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were concerned that their son would have some wise crack to say about…