How to determine what your kid will be when he grows up

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“I have an idea,” said the father. He put a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the…

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The nervous bank robber

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Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.

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