Tag: driving
Sorry, can’t talk now. Have a rush order for an iceberg.
Hey, wait a minute. Texting while driving? This is just wrong on so many levels…
Great work ethic. Cab driver reading “Learning to Drive” while working.
Ah, no, I’m not doing anything. Just finishing up dinner.
LA police look for reverse driver who (expertly) drove Mulholland thru Hollywood strip backward
LA police are looking for a driver and his female cohort who were filmed speeding backward for miles through the heart of Los Angeles, California. Police say reports of the hair-raising stunt began pouring in from stunned onlookers on Thursday afternoon. Video shows the driver, who was piloting an Audi with dealer plates, swerving in…
Never let it slow you down
Dad’s gonna ride in the back seat this time
16-year-old Little Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family filed out to the driveway and climbed into the car for Little Johnny’s first drive. Without stopping, Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
Getting old really sucks
A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a Victoria nursing home. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
Am I Driving?
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn…
