A short blonde question and answer session.
Tag: gender
The magic mirror
Once upon a time, there was this bar and in the bar, there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie, the mirror would suck you in.
The 500 Dollar Question
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blond and asks her if she would like to play a fun game to pass the time.
Eighty Eight Bam
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” until a blonde came up to her…
Hanging on for dear life
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off, otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a…
Blonde Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”…
Dictionary for Women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman…
