Don’t worry, while you were out, I named your kids for you

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bedside. He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied, “Don’t…

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Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A man walks past a mental hospital when he hears a voice moaning on the other side of the wall. “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen….”

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