If you don’t get the punch lines, email a computer programmer.
Definition of “endless loop”
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
– Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
Mathematical conversions
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Basic programmers never die
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don’t RETURN.
Programmer bug rule
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Old school
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
The complexity of programming
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the programmer.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
If at first you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
The prayer of APL
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic operators together.
Programming is a lot like sex
Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
Another Glitch in the Call
(Sung to the tune of a Pink Floyd song)
We don’t need no indirection
We don’t need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?
Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!
Chorus:
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.
