Still More Geek Jokes
- RAM disk is not an installation procedure
- Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS…
- The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…..
- E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage
- Help! I’m modeming… and I can’t hang up!!!
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
- Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Mouse not attached. Please left click the ‘OK’ button to continue
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
- Press every key to continue
- Helpdesk: Sir if you see the blue screen, press any key to continue. Customer : hm.. just a min.. where’s that ‘any key’..
- Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!
- Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources
- To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so
- (001) Logical Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
- Clinton:/> READ | PARSE | WRITE | DUMP >> MONKIA.SYS
- (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
- Computers can never replace human stupidity
- A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)