Tag: men
A woman without her man is nothing
Remember all those times I carried your bags at the mall…
Men are like fine wine
Men can fix anything
The following chain letter made the rounds in late April 2011 claiming that Men can fix anything and demonstrating with a variety of funny pictures of man-made repair jobs. The chain letter closed with a paragraph noting that Women can fix things too.
God give me the strength to cross this river
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”
Why it’s Good to be a Man
Forty six reasons why it’s good to be a man, such as: 1 – Your last name stays put. 2 – The garage is all yours. 3 – Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4 – Chocolate is just another snack.
Beer Turns Men into Women
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
What Women Really Mean – a handy men’s guide for communicating with women.
Women rarely say what they mean and men are too stupid to understand the true meaning behind women speak. Here’s a handy guide to get you started. The following are common phrases spoken by women around the world along with the interpretation of what they really mean.
My Wish to Understand Women
A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick…
